Cue the inevitable Joffrey Lupul dong photos

If you're a reader of Deadspin, you're probably aware of a trend that's affecting male athletes. For some reason, guys like Grady Sizemore, Greg Oden and Santonio Holmes took pictures of themselves naked and sent them to female acquaintances, presumably under the pretense that they'd never leak out.

Well, they did. But it has yet to happen to a Canadian. It has happened in hockey, but to a Czech.

So when two-time Chris Pronger trade-bait Joffrey Lupul tweets something like this:

Ok, just got my iPhone 4.. Anyone wanna video chat? Preferably a female..

we can't help but feel a tinge in national pride when we consider the consequences that could erupt from such a request.